When Jenny McCarthy pretended that she was “leaving” The View because someone with a damp washcloth for a brain gave her dumb ass a job, I assumed her next gig would be either an uncredited cameo in an online yogurt commercial or co-hosting a Canadian reality show (it’s possible; Canada proved there’s no obnoxious Hollywood has-been too Z-list when they gave The Deaner a show). So you can imagine how far my jaw dropped when I learned that Jenny McCarthy landed an actual legitimate job.
EW says that SiriusXM announced this morning that the XM in their name stands for X-treme Morons by confirming that they’ve given Jenny McCarthy her own radio show. Dirty, Sexy, Funny with Jenny McCarthy will have a limited run beginning July 16th and will be a weekly, hour-long series. The show will also be live, because what did I just say about Sirius being x-treme morons? Jenny McCarthy, who is probably just as shocked as the rest of us that she managed to score a job that doesn’t involve sucking off e-cigs, released a statement confirming that only Sherri Shepherd will be collecting unemployment checks from ABC:
“It’s no secret that I love to talk. I’m excited to do it on SiriusXM without having to interrupt anyone or keep things clean. You can bet your sweet ass this show will live up to its title.”
So SiriusXM had to fire one shit-for-brains for being a dumb loudmouth and now they’ve gone and hired another shit-for-brains who they’ll no doubt end up firing for being a dumb loudmouth. I’m sure a SiriusXM intern is re-writing the press release apology as we speak. “Should I change ‘hate-filled remarks’ to ‘irresponsible remarks about vaccines’ or just leave it blank and see what she farts out on the 16th?”
And because a bitch always needs a fall-back plan, here’s Jenny hosting a pool party at the Palazzo Hotel in Las Vegas on Friday.