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July 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Duchess Kate might have another adorable benefits scrounger growing in her uterus, which means there’s a chance that another living thing will get to call Prince Hot Gingeuncle.” I hate it already – Lainey Gossip

Cry For Me: It’s Hard Being A Millionaire In NYC by Kelly CutroneCelebitchy

Kate Moss’ 16-year-old sister is a Calvin Klein model now and her facial expression, which says “brain dead patient in an open-eyed coma,” tells me that she fits right in! – Drunken Stepfather

Lindsay Lohan takes the perfect swimsuit picture for her profile on RaggedyAndBeatDiscountEscorts.com – Drunken Stepfather

Kanye West treats his personal plastic mannequin like his personal plastic mannequin – Reality Tea

Expect One Million Moms to shit out a 45-minute long video on YouTube about how the gay agenda killed Archie (and you know Veronica is pissed that Archie didn’t get shot while saving her ass) – Towleroad

Hilary Duff shot a music video in a bikini and that’s nice and everything but I thought she retired from music and was devoting all of her time to walking to her car in front of the paps – The Superficial

Uncle Terry shot an entire issue of Playboy and I’m shocked that it took this long for that to happen – WWTDD

Tim Howard’s tattooed nipples on Adweek – Popsugar

Who cares if grade A Brangeloonie Ann Curry is being considered for The View. I want to know more about BERNADETTE FUCKING PETERS joining that coop of crazies – Jezebel

When MiserAlba walks in a bikini, it looks like her left thigh’s got a side butt – Hollywood Tuna

I see that Normal Guy Dave extended his contract and what in TJ Maxx diarrhea hell is on Brit Brit’s body and hooves this time? – ICYDK

Some German footballer’s got a boner that can kick a ball into my goal anytime – OMG Blog

President Obama and a funny BBQ joint cashier bump fists and I’m pretty sure two men fisting is illegal in Texas – Boy Culture

Um, where’s the peen? I bet Justin Bieber hears that a lot, actually – IDLYITW

Natalie Portman’s beautiful love affair with the paps continue – Popoholic

Babies must taste like bacon. Exhibit: A – The Berry

Tater Head went blonde – HuffPo

Peter Felchanelly’s sad, depressed titties could use some Valerian – Just Jared

Times must not be that tough for Sarah Michelle Gellar, because that’s the fanciest lemonade stand I’ve ever seen. Glasses made of glass and everything – SOW

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