The Internet is still raging over that Texas cheerleader busting out a cunt smile happily while posing with the friends and family members of Simba that she killed or tranquilized in Africa. So a guy on Facebook named Jay Branscomb decided to respond to all the hos raging out of their bodies over the gross trophy hunter pictures by posting a picture of a proud Steven Spielberg posing in front of a fake Triceratops he just hunted and brutally murdered for sport. Jay left this note with the picture:
Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man.
The picture made the rounds on Facebook and of course somebody’s kindergarten friend’s cousin’s auntie’s weed man’s baby sitter’s uncle’s side piece’s pimp’s brother’s next door neighbor who doesn’t know what dinosaurs are and wasn’t born with the ability to recognize blatant satire dragged that soulless, animal-murdering asshole monster Steven Spielberg for horrifically killing
God’s Industrial Light & Magic’s beautiful creation.
Before she turned Steven Spielberg over to PETAD (People for the Ethical Treatment of Artificial Dinosaurs), this dinosaur-rights activist really gave it to him.
In Steven Spielberg’s defense, maybe that dinosaur isn’t dead. Maybe it’s sick in the stomach from eating bad plants or it smoked a joint with Jeff Goldbum while taking a break from filming the dinosaur documentary Jurassic Park.
I skimmed through the thread under that picture and some bitches seem genuinely mad about it. Either they’re brilliant satirists or their brains were replaced by hard drives that make them desperately search the Internet for shit to be offended by. Just when we’re all starting to think that there’s no way humans can get dumber, Facebook shows us that we can!
And those hos should really save their rage for when they see pictures of Steven Spielberg on the set of Schinder’s List.