Presenting Her Royal Reigness, Lil Kim’s Baby

Around 40 years ago, the Asian Muppet and Wuzzle hybrid we know as Lil Kim was born and to celebrate her birthday, she posted a picture on her WhoSay page of what her nose looked like before dozens of de-licensed plastic surgeons hacked at it until it looked like a misshapen butternut squash made out of expired Play-Doh. Kim posted a picture of her one-month-old daughter Royal Reign (whose name still sounds like the name of a signature cocktail at a Prince-themed strip club) on the day she was born:

Thank U to all my fans #TeamLilKim #KillerBees #Beehive & friends for the Birthday love. I Love U guys so much and we will be together soon again. On my Birthday I want to share something special with U all…. The greatest gift I have ever received. My princess, Royal !!!!! This is her first picture on the day she was born. It was life changing and I want to share a small piece of my pride and joy with U on my special day today!!! Love U 🙂 🙂 !!!! #HappyBirthdayLilKim #Royal #Reign #RoyalReign #TeamCancer

Babies usually split my nerves, especially brand new ones, but I think I like Royal Reign. But only because she’s throwing a museum-worthy side-eye that is saying a cross between, “You’re giving me a stripper name, aren’t you?” and “I see you already making plans while staring at your original nose on my face.”