Dump all your homemade ZzzQuil and pull the pillows out of storage, you can finally sleep at night now that you know Drake and Chris Brown no longer hate each other with the white-hot heat of a thousand suns. This picture of Wheelchair Jimmy and the human impacted wisdom tooth acting all palsy-walsy in a recording studio last night made its way to Instagram, and TMZ has taken as a sign that they’ve buried the hatchet and are maybe, possibly recording a song together.
In case you’ve forgotten and/or never gave a single crumbly shit in the first place (good for you), their feud began back in 2009 after Chris Brown went all Chris Brown-y on Rihanna before the Grammys. Wheelchair Jimmy swore on his emergency brake that he’d track down Chris Brown like a swaggy Inigo Montoya and extract vengeance against the man who roughed up his soulmate. Three years later, Wheelchair Jimmy rolled into Chris Brown in a club in NYC and sent a dozen broken bottles flying at his face, and the two became sworn enemies ever since.
I guess both of them fell into a coma and forgot that they’re supposed to be the rap version of Garfield and Nermal, because now it appears they’re BFFs who hang out in the recording studio in their sweatpants drinking out of red Solo cups. And I guess I need a brain scan, because that’s what’s bothering me most about this picture: those sweatpants. I’m hoping this is actually a picture of Drake and his cousin (who looks like he’s making a dookie in his underoos) when they were toddlers, because there is no reason for why two grown-ass men should be hanging out in sweatpants together.