Entertainment Weekly (via Vulture) posted this publicity picture of Yaya DaCosta (that’s Miss Respeito to those of you who watched America’s Next Top Model and Mark Ruffalo’s hot hostess/fuck piece to those of you who watched The Kids Are All Right) as Whitney Houston in the Lifetime biopic that Angela Bassett is directing. Err….. Yaya is giving me less Nippy and more “the broken condom baby son of St. Vincent and Miss Jay in lazy Whitney Houston drag.” They should’ve put a pair of eyebrow wigs on her face, because her brow game isn’t bushy enough and she’s missing that twinkle in her eye that says, “This stuck doody bubble in my ass is getting on my last nerve.” But this picture did come from Lifetime, so it could’ve been a million times worse since they’re the ones who gave us a charbroiled twat kernel as Elizabeth Taylor.
For a comparison, here’s what Yaya is trying to serve:
Once Bobbi Kristina sees that dragtastic picture of Yaya, she’ll jump on Twitter to tweet: “I see Ms Ang Bassketcase isn’t the only chick with ExtraEequipment in that piece of shit movie that would’ve won all the OSACUHS and GRAMMEHS if it starred me!!!!!!!“