Night Crumbs
The trailer for Wild starring Laura Jeanne Poon is out and while watching it I keep wondering if they’re going to include the part where a park ranger arrests her for drunken hiking and she screams, “I AM AN AMERICAN CITIZEN ON AMERICAN SOIL!” – Lainey Gossip
“So I see J. Crew is doing a plus size line now” said Posh Beckham after hearing they’re carrying size 000 – Jezebel
Ian McKellen as pepaw Sherlock Holmes looks like Ian McKellen in a fedora – Towleroad
Michelle Rodriguez and Zac Efron have been munching each other’s butts for years – Celebitchy
Lilly Galichi and Coconut have twirled off of Shahs of Sunset – Reality Tea
Ever wondered what it would be like creeping on a topless Ashley Benson while hiding in the bushes? Well here you go, you sick bitch – The Superficial
I forgot that Penelope Cruz had a CASE OF THE BABIES, but her huge bump in a bikini reminded me – Drunken Stepfather
Oh, don’t mind Kelly Osbourne and her new dude. They’re just playing a really weird game of imaginary Twister on the street – WWTDD
How many ugly scarves died so that dress on Nicola Peltz’s body could live? – Hollywood Tuna
Panty Creamer of the Day: Some dude from The Haves And Have Nots is peen-out naked – (NSFW) OMG Blog
I see that Emma Watson recovered from getting face palmed by Jennifer Lawrence – Popoholic
Jimmy Kimmel’s wife had a baby – Popsugar
RiRi is sleepwalking and that’s the only way I can explain that outfit – ICYDK
Riveting Instagram photos of riveting celebrities – The Berry
The Queen of Models has gone to heaven – Boy Culture
Go ahead and file the live-action Dumbo movie in “Things That Should Never Be Done” right under “shoot heroin into your eyeballs” – Pajiba
Glee’s final reign of terror will be 13 episodes long – Just Jared