Open Post: Hosted By The Hottest Piece In The Worst Club Night Promo Video

July 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Fire Marshall Bill lives and he’s bringing the heat to the clubs in England!

The organizers of a UK club night called Bounce By The Ounce say that they’re the biggest and hottest rave night in Preston and I definitely believe them, because the beginning part of their promo video sells them as the perfect place to go when you want to be surrounded by class, raw sex, elegance, hot moves and several servings of beauty. It looks like somebody spiked the vodka punch with LSD at a dance club on a cruise ship going through Eastern Europe in 1991. I didn’t think they could make it any hotter until I got to the 1:38 mark and my eyeballs landed on what your brain looks like when you snort molly, coke and lighter fluid at the same time:

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THE RAVE HAS EYES!

Molly By The Ounce Bounce By The Ounce isn’t only the hottest party in Preston, it’s also the hottest party in the world thanks to Pluto throwing gang signs and eating souls with his eyes while having some kind of allergic reaction to Ecstasy. Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll see him again in your nightmares.

via Buzzfeed

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