Ultimate fuck-up and the stubborn hemorrhoid in human’s ass Justin Bieber has finally done something good and found his true calling! His true calling is shooting grainy, blurry cell phone videos of Tom Hanks dancing like a nerd to “This Is How We Do It” at Scooter Braun’s wedding while dressed like a rabbi. Yes, Tom Hanks will have to write a long, ten part apology for culturally appropriating the Jewish culture by dressing like a rabbi at a Jewish wedding, but in the meantime get into him dancing like a middle-aged dad getting down to a song he used to shake his ass to at the club 20 years ago.
Leave it to Tom Hanks to set us all right. Here we were all thinking that Chet Haze was the musical genius and performer of the family when it was Tom Hanks all along.