I know that it seemed like 2014′s messiest divorce couldn’t get any messier unless the trial took place in a mud wrestling pit, but Sherri Shepherd found a way. Dumb dramatic whores always find a way. Sherri and her ex-husband Lamar Sally decided to call it quits back in May, but there was no way that determined gold digger Lamar was putting everything he owned in a box to the left without also filling up a second box full of child support cash. Before they split up, Lamar and Sherri had a baby put in a surrogate, and that baby is due any day now. Lamar was seeking full custody as well as child support, because Lamar is the true definition of a shameless gold digger.
Now TMZ says that Sherri wants nothing to do with the surrogate baby. Sherri believes Lamar swindled her into having a baby via-surrogate with the dark-sided plan of collecting monthly child support checks after he dumped her ass. She also claims that the baby isn’t even hers, since it’s made from a donor egg and Lamar’s sperm (at least we not have proof that part of Lamar has worked in the past year). Even though Lamar filed for divorce in California, Sherri has re-filed in New Jersey because New Jersey courts don’t recognize surrogacy agreements.
So Lamar only wanted Surrogate Baby for the cash, and Sherri doesn’t want Surrogate Baby at all. Damn, poor Surrogate Baby is having a rough-ass time and it’s not even one foot out the womb yet! If Lamar had any ethics left (“Is there a percent less than zero?” – Lamar) he’d pick up Surrogate Baby, put her in a carrot-colored wig and drop her off at the train station in hopes that a kindly old man takes pity on her and brings her to live at Green Gables with his crotchety sister.