Hot Slut Of The Day!
To celebrate America turning 2014 (we’re 2014 years old, right?), let’s pay tribute to one of the greatest, most elegant and patriotic Americans that has ever graced this land: AIR FORCE AMY, America’s most famous legal prostitute!
Air Force Amy was HSOTD 8 years ago, but I felt like she needed to make an encore performance on Fourth of July, because she IS the American dream and she IS America. Air Force Amy was actually in the Air Force and after she was honorably discharged (too easy) and served her country, she went to Nevada and began serving her prime pussy on a silver platter for a dollar (and a lot more). Air Force Amy sold her grade A ass in brothels all over Nevada before she made the Moonlite Bunny Ranch her home and screwed her way into the hearts (and other parts) of America as the breakout star of HBO’s reality masterpiece Cathouse. I really need to write my congressperson and tell them to force HBO to bring Cathouse back, because not airing new episodes of a show starring Air Force Amy is unpatriotic and an act of terrorism, to be honest.
Cathouse was an HBO reality show that followed the pussy peddlers of the Moonlite Bunny Ranch in Nevada and it was gold. Air Force Amy was always my favorite on that shit, because she always wore the most elegant ensembles sold at a Frederick’s of Hollywood outlet and she’s like a firecracker on meth. When Air Force Amy orgasms, she sounds like a bass-baritone hyena getting strangled. Air Force Amy isn’t only an award-winning hooker and the sheer definition of sophistication, but she’s also a poet. Case in point: Air Force Amy’s words about Air Force Amy:
I’m the Michael Jordan of my trade, the Tiger Woods of my calling, the Mohhamad Ali of my profession, the Mother Theresa to my community, the Zig Ziglar of sales and customer service, the Don King of self promotion, the Jayne Mansfield Similaire, the Dr Ruth to many. I am the one and only Air Force Amy, the number one of all time Nevada legal sex worker, the greatest s”ho”w on earth, the best sex you will ever have, an entertainer extraordinaire, the hooker with the heart of gold!
Sadness is the fact that the Kardashians are the most famous whores in the world instead of this patriotic rose.
And here’s Air Force Amy’s appearance on Judge Piro. She’s like Olive from Bullets Over Broadway if Olive bleached her hair, got tit implants and started selling her cooch at a whore house in Nevada.
The Statue of Liberty has had a good run, but it’s time for her to retire. Because a statue of Air Force Amy needs to be created and that statue needs to replace the Statue of Liberty as the beacon of HOpe! Happy 4th, whores!
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