Jackson Galaxy (born name: Richard Kurschner), acclaimed pussy whisperer and host of My Cat From Hell, married his girlfriend of one million years Minoo Rahbar on June 29th at Best Friend Animal Society’s no-kill sanctuary in Kanab, Utah and he shared this picture of him and his new wife with their dog Mooshka. Jackson’s double goatee beard thing is a mystery to me and always makes my brain shoot out a “What?”, but that’s not the most confusing thing in this picture. Jackson Galaxy is a savior to misunderstood and scarred pussies and yet the only animal in his wedding portrait is a goddamn DOG! Where’s the picture of Jackson posing with his best man ALF?!
Pussy betrayal isn’t only an emotion that Brett Rossi’s vagina feels toward her whenever she lets Charlie Sheen fuck her, it’s also a phrase for what Jackson Galaxy has done to the entire cat community. After their bitchy behavior made him a star, this is how he does them? No cat will ever trust Jackson again and what really hurts is the look on that dog’s face. That dog is making a smug face that clearly says, “Sorry, pussies, you’re just his bread and butter, but we all know where his heart REALLY is!”
Pussy betrayal is a real thing.
This is a major plot twist in the cats. vs dogs war and I don’t like it. Please, Cesar Milan, even the score by tweeting a picture of you spooning with Grumpy Cat.