Night Crumbs
Lily Allen calls out bloggers in her new video and bitch gets it all wrong. There needs to be way more Cheetos stains on his pajama shirt, more dried lonely tears on his cheeks and a few empty wine bottles on his desk. And us bloggers don’t wear pants while “working.” Whatever happened to authenticity? – Just Jared
Anne Hathaway’s growing her hair out and now she’s got one of those pathetic, dinosaur claw ponytails that I had in the 8th grade – Lainey Gossip
Kendra Wilkinson is pretty much done with Hank Baskett, which means he’s fully free to pay $500 for a handy now – Reality Tea
THE QUEEN thinks Duchess Kate is bougie trash – Celebitchy
Yolanda Foster’s daughter gets Photoshopped into another dimension for a Tom Ford perfume ad – Drunken Stepfather
WWE Diva Emma got arrested for stealing an iPad case from Walmart and the only way this story could be trashier is if she was wearing pink UGGs and was high on Oxy and meth at the time – WWTDD
They really changed up Superman’s costume – The Superficial
I misread the gross #staystrongputin hash tag as #staystrongputang and I thought it was for National Kegel Day – Towleroad
It’s impressive that Kelly Brook was able to fit into the favorite acid wash onesie I wore when I was 4, but why is she wearing it? – Hollywood Tuna
AnnaLynne McCord looks like a bizarro world Taylor Dayne – Popoholic
Did Hayden from Big Brother 16 have a butt wiping accident gone wrong or is that a tattoo on his ass cheek? – (NSFW) OMG Blog
The moppet hipster from Gossip Girl tries to go for MVP in the hipster games by dating Jemima Kirke’s sister – Popsugar
Well known racist shit head goes on a long racist shit head-ey rant on Twitter – Jezebel
IN THIS ECONOMY, the Musee Grevin wax museum had to use parts from a Duchess Kate figure to make a St. Angie Jolie wax figure – ICYDK
Celebs caught peeping, but obviously Woody Allen is just admiring ScarJo’s necklace since she’s about 15 years too old for him – The Berry
Lucy Hale’s Fifty Shades of Shit audition was awkward and I’m taking that to mean they made her do the tampon scene – SOW
Katy Perry is an unholy dark-sided demon who stole a good Christian song and tainted it with her witchery – HuffPo