Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Joe Killoran, a hot Canadian shirtless bear in hot 1970s track pants who smacked the crack buzz out of Toronto Mayor Rob Ford after the East York Canada Day Parade on Tuesday.

A fresh-out-of-rehab Rob Ford was hanging around after a parade in East York on Tuesday morning for whatever reason (crack, crack, he was sniffing for CRACK) when a high school teacher happened to be doing a little topless running nearby and decided to burn some extra calories by verbally punching that shit-grinning luau pig in a plastic lei. I don’t speak Canadian politics, but I think Hot Bear Joe is pissed that Rob Ford is still mayor even though he’s a corrupt, racist, homophobic mound of curdled fecal fat. Usually when I watch nature programs and see a hot bear attacking a greasy, crackheaded, brain-dead albino walrus, I feel a little sorry for the walrus, but not this time. This is glorious.

Hot Bear Joe keeps nailing into Rob Ford over and over again and Rob Ford just shuffles on by with a stupid smile on his face like, “Doop de doop de ignoring hot bear doop de doop.” This might be the only time in history that I wish I was Rob Ford, because I would’ve loved to get drilled by that hot topless running bear. Grill that bitch, hot running bear, grill him until there’s nothing more to grill.

Take note, cable news networks. This is how the public wants their political news delivered. They want it delivered by a sexy running bear with hairy nipples. And that reporter at the 40 second mark is all of us. I see her peeping at those hairy nipples and if I was her, I would’ve put my mic under those hairy nipples and asked them for their thoughts on Rob Ford.

via Queerty (Thanks to everyone who sent this in)

SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >