Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 3, 2014 / Posted by:

Bubbling is a strange new trend of urinating directly into one’s mouth! Yes, you read that right. It is apparently already huge in Australia, and now it is happening in Hollywood with at least one male singer enjoying it.

He tells ladies that he is a human water fountain and surprisingly, it works. This guy gets more dates with celebrities than anyone else. When you think of guy singers who would do this, he is the first one that comes to mind!

Todd Carney, an Australian Rugby League footballer, apparently decided to give it a shot in the bathroom at a pub., but after THIS (NSFW) PICTURE went viral the team sacked him and dissolved his $3 million contract. (Naughty But Nice Rob)

John Mayer? Well, some say that piss can be used as an antiseptic, so at least he’s cleansing his mouth of the bullshit it spews.

Spiral Girl is subsisting on vodka and cocaine at this point. However, she still doesn’t think that her problem is that bad and refuses to go to rehab.

Her friends and family try to help, but she turns on them as soon as they mention the word “rehab.” Some of them walk away (e.g. the tall pop singer who was her BFF for a while), but some of them have been hanging in there (e.g. the shorter pop singer who used to work with her).

However, she may have just burned her last bridge. While Stretch left quietly, Shorty’s departure was noisy. Spiral and Shorty had an epic fight!

Here’s what happened: Shorty was genuinely trying to help. She wanted Spiral to go to residential rehab for at least a month. However, Spiral was having none of it. Their discussion quickly turned into a fight. And it wasn’t about one thing. It was about EVERYTHING: Families, drugs, alcohol, food, rehab, abortions, friendship, reputations. They even argued about which of them has the worst boyfriend. Pot. Kettle. Their discussion eventually ended in screaming and tears and both declaring the friendship over.

Don’t blame yourself, Shorty. You tried.

We will all have to simply wait until Spiral hits bottom. We just hope it’s embarrassing rather than tragic. (Blind Gossip)

Spiral, Shorty and Stretch sounds like the laziest chola names ever. I’ll guess:

Spiral: Selena Gomez?

Shorty: Demi Lovato?

Stretch: Taylor Swift?

Exhibit: A. But Stretch and Shorty should put themselves in Spiral’s vagina. If they were doing Justin Bieber, they too would be diving into a pool of coke and vodka to deal.

This B list talk show host had a falling out with her actress best friend because of an incident with the boyfriend of the actress and a hot tub and some nudity. (CDAN)

Chelsea Handler, Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux? But I don’t see Jennifer Aniston breaking up with her tequila partner over Chelsea’s nipple attacking Justin Theroux in the hot tub.

This B- list mostly movie actress who had a recent awful foray into television so might go back to movies if she can get a job that does not involve her wearing a swim suit again is married. Her husband prefers guys though so it is no wonder she has been seeing a guy who is way more into her. (CDAN)

The only name my brain burped was Nicole Eggert’s name, but she’s not married and unless you count straight-to-the-Walmart-DVD-discount-bin as movies, I don’t think she’s a movie actress. I’ve got nothing.

The dad of this A list entertainer(singer) lost about $500K on a huge bet he made on the Belmont Stakes. Now his daughter had to cover the loss. It is becoming a habit, but she never says no. (CDAN)

Daddy Spears will be asking the court for a raise in 3..2..

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