Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 2, 2014 / Posted by:

This B- list mostly movie actress said that she and her former A list mostly movie actor boyfriend who has been in the news a lot this week had a drug and booze filled orgy with a ton of people last weekend and feels they were both given some bad drugs. (CDAN)

Mia Goth and Shia LaBeouf? First of all, it must’ve been some kind of hippie orgy, because only the deodorant challenged would be okay with inhaling Shia’s pit musk while getting theirs. Second of all, nothing ruins an orgy like bad drugs. Actually, that’s not true. Projectile diarrhea will ruin an orgy real quick. So will the music changing to a Justin Bieber song. That will really ruin an orgy.

We’ve talked before about how some celebrities plan out publicity stunts in the hopes of keeping you interested in their lives… and keeping themselves in the headlines. Well, here’s a new one for you!

This manager of multiple celebrities is talking to several of the girls they manage to see if they can get one of them to do some acting in real life. The manager wants one of the girls to publicly pretend that she is bisexual!

Simply posing for paparazzi shots would look too obvious, so they would need to be sneakier about it. The girl would be matched up with another young female celebrity (actress, model, or celebrity offspring) to be secretly filmed/photographed intimately kissing each other. Depending on the age of the girls, there may also be partial nudity.

The story line would include the girl coming of age and exploring her sexuality, her confusion over what she is and who she wants to date, and how her friends and family react to the events.

So far, all of the candidates (who are heterosexual as far as we know) are balking. However, the manager has a long history of persuading clients to pull off all kinds of publicity stunts to keep them in the headlines, so we wouldn’t be at all surprised if this one happens. BONUS CLUE: Not Ireland Baldwin. (Blind Gossip)

Pimp Mama Kris, Kendull Jenner and Hailey Baldwin? Exhibit: A

Which famous fool has been hocking products for years misleading consumers that they will get thin if they use them, however the real secret to her amazing body is laxatives and liposuction at least once a year.

She has made millions off her products and if the truth was revealed it would destroy her career? (Naughty But Nice Rob)

It isn’t Kim Kartrashian, because she can’t take laxatives since she had her bowels and most of her other internal organs lipo’d out of her body a long time ago. It isn’t Jessica Simpson, because yeah, she’d probably lose her Weight Watchers contract, but I doubt it’d ruin her career as a shoe mogul. So I’ll guess Jillian Michaels, but then again, she is part lizard and I don’t think lizards get fat. (“Um, Donald Sterling, anyone?” – you “Good point.” – me)

This celebrity couple’s divorce appears to be incredibly civil on the outside. They’ve made lots of statements about how much they still love and respect each other and how co-parenting their child/ren is their first priority, etc.

Ha! Behind the scenes, it’s ugly!

They had an agreement about child sharing. She broke it. He told her that if she didn’t start giving him more time with the kid/s, he was going to start spilling details about her behavior (promiscuity, gold-digging, lying) to the press. She told him that if he didn’t back off that she was going to start spilling details about his behavior (affairs, substance abuse).

Yes, they are the ones who are now leaking things to the press to try to make the other look like a bad person and a bad parent! Pretty people, ugly behavior (not to mention bad role models for the child/ren). (Blind Gossip)

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom? 

This foreign born A list mostly movie actor has been in this space a few times in the past week. He holds himself out to be this happily married man, but for the second time in a week he was spotted with a woman who is not his wife. He should just get divorced because he is not being very shy about his infidelities and it is going to be ugly. (CDAN)

Gary Oldman? But can he hold off the divorce for a while, because I haven’t digested the last Sirius controversy yet.

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