Afternoon Crumbs
Oh Posh Spice, always a British Vogue coverghoul, never an American Vogue coverghoul. And on this one, the dog is stealing the shine from her and that dog isn’t even trying – Lainey Gossip
Rupert Everett cries about how he didn’t make it as a leading man, because he’s openly gay, but he really needs to be crying about what his plastic surgeon did to his face – Towleroad
SPOILER ALERT: Citizens of Fantastica, this is what your Christmas card from Falkor is going to look like this year – Drunken Stepfather
Portia de Rossi went to rehab for a month – Celebitchy
The time that Quentin Tarantino wished he had the power to take over Hailey Baldwin’s body – The Superficial
What the power of Ray J’s piss stream can do – Reality Tea
So I guess Kendra Wilkinson’s wedding ring is still floating amongst the turds in the Calabasas sewer somewhere – WWTDD
Two out of four Pretty Little Liar girls are in a bikini – Hollywood Tuna
It’s times like these when I ask myself, why in the hell can’t my dog be Internet famous so I can whore him out for some Cheerios money? – Jezebel
If Betty Boop got her hair relaxed and became a hipster – Popoholic
Joe ManJello’s turtle shell abs and nips on People – Boy Culture
Ridley Scott’s idea of Ancient Egypt: White people, lots and lots of white people – Pajiba
This list of 16 Reasons To Love Tim Howard needs more tattooed nipples – Popsugar
A still right out of Richard Simmons’ audition for American Horror Story – SOW
In case you needed to be reminded that Chris Pratt used to be a big, old chubby teddy bear – The Berry
When moody sunlight through soft curtains meet Thomas Jane’s ass – OMG Blog
Hermione Granger is in trouble with La Migra – ICYDK