Afternoon Crumbs

July 1, 2014 / Posted by:

Pee-Chee folders and Trapper Keepers have been given a second life as iPad cases. I just hope that on the Pee-Chee folder iPad case you can draw a moustache on that tennis player and draw a dildo in that runner’s hand. It’s a shitty impostor and I don’t want to have anything to do with it if you can’t – Jezebel

If you looked at Grindr while at Glastonbury and thought the drugs were lying to you when Bradley Cooper’s picture popped up, the drugs probably weren’t lying to you – Lainey Gossip

Why am I disappointed that Duchess Kate didn’t wear a dress with pictures of pink goats all over it? – Celebitchy

Carmen Electra lets us know that the secret to her youthful appearance is plenty of generic brand Botox bought in Tijuana and lots of Photoshop – Drunken Stepfather

Bryan Singer’s directing another X-Men movie, so expect a new mutant that’s a white twink who has the ability to eat peen with his butt and hold his head under water while swallowing snakes. The open call will be held in Bryan’s backyard – The Superficial

I love Adore Delano’s cover of “We Didn’t Start The Fire”Towleroad

Congratulations to Teen Mom Jenelle’s mom Barbara who will take care of that kid for the next 18 years – Reality Tea

Here’s JLo’s ass in jeans if that’s what you need to complete your Tuesday – Hollywood Tuna

Justin Bieber is an app mogul now – IDLYITW

If one of your life long dreams is to wake up with Bob from Twink Peak’s face staring back at you from the foot of the bed, you’re a sucio whore and your dream could come true if you have $550,000 – OMG Blog

Okay, yeah, I can see Rose McGowan’s nipples, but why is she wearing processed film as a top? – WWTDD

Eva Amurri is really knocked up with Susan Sarandon’s grandchild – Popoholic

Cameron Diaz gets all naked in Sex TapeICYDK

Robin Williams is back in rehab for a little maintenance – HuffPo

Lauren Conrad is where a nap goes for inspiration to be more nap-like – The Berry

David Beckham is topless and constipated in new ads for H&M panties – Popsugar

This didn’t need to happen – Pajiba

Community refuses to die, will move to Yahoo where hopefully they can show bare Joel McHale ass – SOW

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