Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 29, 2014 / Posted by:

Severa, the Portugal football fan and dog who is emotionally invested in soccer more than most humans I know.

For weeks (or what feels like weeks), your neighbors next door have probably been screaming, crying and acting all emotional while watching TV in their living room and every time they do, you probably think to yourself, “I didn’t know a Rags to Riches marathon was on.” But they’re probably losing their minds and birthing a baby of overexcitement over that sport that I only watch for the bouncing bulge action. Severa the dog feels them, because when Portugal tied up with the US during a match last weekend, he jumped up and celebrated (and I”m sure his reaction had nothing to do with a human waving bacon at his face while standing behind the TV).

Severa’s celebration didn’t last long, because when Portugal’s World Cup dreams were crushed a few days ago, he did the same thing I do whenever I’m watching Orange is the New Black and Jason Biggs’ face comes on the screen: he turned around, gave the TV his ass and shut down.

I don’t blame Severa, because seeing Cristian Ronaldo look like a sad piece of deep fried beef jerky is too much for the heart to take. Sad beef jerky makes everyone sad.

via Uproxx

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