Open Post: Hosted By Demi Lovato And Sharon Needles

June 28, 2014 / Posted by:

Michael K and I both coughed up a mouthful of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos when we saw this picture of former mile-high coke head and current mermaid hunter Demi Lovato and hot mess mayor of Party City Sharon Needles at a NYC Pride event last night, because we were SO SHOCKED to see that Demi had channeled her inner butch and chopped off her hair. But after doing about 0.03 seconds of research, we discovered that there was no need to release a BREAKING NEWS bulletin, because she had simply pinned her hair back. I know, we truly are the Woodward and Bernstein of our generation.

Demi probably knew there was no use spending 3+ hours dyeing, drying, teasing, and styling that fried mess of ratty raver hay she calls a weave, because why give 110% when Sharon Needles is just going to show up in some busted bus-stop ELEGANZA and set the bar nice and low. It looks like this time Sharon set the bar somewhere around Snickers Lady Amanda Lepore”, with a side of dyeing your wig in the hotel sink using an expired packet of Purplesaurus Rex. And I love her for it, because it meant Demi could leave the glamour to Sharon and serve up some sexy MILF realtor at her stepson’s first drag show in the city realness. This IS the look. All of it.

The only shade I’ll throw at Demi is for that Ann Taylor LOFT-looking jacket. DEMETRIA NO! A sexy MILF realtor is more of a Chico’s Outlet kind of lady!

Pic: Twitter

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