Ed Sheeran Once Trashed A Hotel Room, Then Felt Bad And Cleaned It Up

June 27, 2014 / Posted by:

Grown-up Chuckie Finster Ed Sheeran (aka the guy from that music video starring a puppet version of Adam Levine) confirmed everyone’s  suspicion that he’s about as non-threatening as you’d expect one of Taylor Swift’s best friends would be when he told Parade Magazine (via E!) about the first and only time he trashed a hotel room. Cue up your Neil deGrasse Tyson memes now:

The “Give Me Love” singer recalls a “wicked” night in L.A. following a Grammys afterparty this year when he and his friends piled the contents of his hotel room into his bathtub.

“I felt so bad and said, ‘Oh, someone’s going to have to clean this up.’ So I literally de-trashed my room and put it back to normal. If I trash a hotel room, will anyone like me more? You’re not going to have kids going, ‘Oh, that’s really cool and edgy.’ You’re probably going to get a ticked-off maid and that’s about it.”

I’d be more worried about dealing with a ticked-off (“ticked-off”, by the way) Taylor Swift. I can’t even imagine the heck he’d pay if Princess Butterscotch Sundae found out he’d – GASP – flipped over the mattress ! She’d call Ed a “bad influence” and revoke his invitation to her weekly strawberry social, write a song called “Trouble – Pt. 2” about a no-good troublemaking rebel ginger named “Ted”, and film a music video that’s just her cross-stitching sad Drake lyrics over a picture of the redheaded Keebler elf.

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