Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 26, 2014 / Posted by:

This famous and prolific Director is responsible for several of the biggest movies of all time. Want to hear an interesting casting story about one of them?

One of his first big hits was Film 1. He cast Actress 1 in a human role, and the movie went on to become a huge hit.

When the time came to cast Film 2 (not related to Film 1), Director told Actress 1 that he wanted her for this role as well. He told her that he wanted to mentor her and help her become a huge star, and that Film 2 was going be the movie that would make that happen.

Actress 1 was absolutely thrilled that this esteemed and successful director wanted to nurture her career! She thanked him and gladly accepted the role.

A day or two later – prior to her signing the contract – the director phoned her at home and asked her to meet with him to discuss some details.

When she arrived at his office, he asked Actress 1 if she was still excited about becoming a big star. “Yes!” she replied.

“Good. Now get down on your knees and give me a blow job.”

The stunned actress refused.

The Director threw a fit. He threatened her. He told her that if she didn’t comply that he was going to give the lead role to someone else and that he would make sure that she never became a big star. She still refused.

The Director kept his promise. He replaced Actress 1 with Actress 2. Film 2 went on to become a blockbuster. Actress 1 went on to a successful career as a working actress… but she never became a big star. (Blind Gossip)

That blind item reeks of Michael Bay, which smells like AXE nutsack balm, Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil, burnt out sparklers and dried cum infused with dried piña colada lube. I don’t think this is Michael Bay and Megan Fox since she was in two Transformers movies and he hasn’t had any blockbuster hits since he started terrorizing the world with Transformers movie after Transformers movie. Maybe Michael Bay for the director, Tea Leoni (Bad Boys) for actress 1 and Liv Tyler (Armageddon) for actress 2?

Oh whatever, I’ll leave Michael Bay alone.

I’ll guess this is Steven Spielberg and E.T. After E.T. refused to suck dick for roles, Steven gave the female lead in Indiana Jones to Kate Capshaw instead. Yes, E.T.’s a chick. She just played a dude in the movie.

For the first time that I can remember, this A list daytime star showed off her girlfriend in public. At the Daytime Emmys no less. Our actress has been so deep in the closet for decades. (CDAN)

Deidre Hall? If it is Deidre Hall, I wish her girlfriend was Susan Flannery from The Bold and the Beautiful and Days Of Our Lives, because they’d be the soap opera power lesbian couple of my dreams.

This former A list mostly movie actor who I still can’t believe was ever A list and has since turned into a child star gone awry likes to surround himself with lots of women he buys for the night. Several of those women say that the actor loves to dress up in their clothes and likes to be called a woman’s name when they are at his house. (CDAN)

Corey Feldman? 

This superstar film actor hired an assistant a while back. The assistant was young, male, and openly gay.

There are several reasons why this was an interesting choice. The most notable is the fact that the actor has had to constantly fight rumors throughout his career that he is gay.

The assistant found it awkward to work with the actor, too. Why? Because the actor was absolutely fascinated with the assistant’s gay lifestyle! It was impossible for them to have a conversation without the actor quizzing the assistant about it: What exactly do you do? What’s it like? How does it work? How does it feel?

The assistant didn’t know if the actor was straight or in the closet, nosy or just curious. He just knew that it was awkward. He didn’t stay with the actor for long. When he finally gave notice, the actor hugged him and cried. Kind of sweet… but kind of odd, too. (Blind Gossip)

It’s not John Travolta. John Travolta can give a young gay a master class in gayness. I’ll guess Tom Cruise? I can picture Tommy Girl sitting cross-legged on the edge of the couch asking his assistant to feed him as much gayness as possible. Tommy takes it all in like a little sister listening to her big sister’s first date. Then Tommy asks, “But you gays don’t like ice cream, right?”

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