Afternoon Crumbs
Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor are out there selling their ABC family show Mystery Girls (working title: 2 Broke Girls Who Need A Check) and in every picture there’s a dude in a yellow shirt saying what we’re all thinking: “Uh, where’s Brenda?” – Lainey Gossip
Miley Cyrus just kicked your childhood in the dick by doing the Urkel – Drunken Stepfather
Lupita Nyong’o does the hand-to-face pose (aka my favorite pose) for her first Lancome ad – Celebitchy
Great, here’s to another season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills of Yolanda Foster creaming about her delicious lemons and her wonderful husband and her perfect life. Barf. – Reality Tea
Kim Kartrashian pushes around a stroller with her back-up ass in it and pretends like North West is in there – The Superficial
Chanelle Hayes is a thing that still exists. At least I think that’s Chanelle Hayes, but one of Jocelyn Wildenstein’s cheek implants could’ve escaped, mutated and become a life of its own – Hollywood Tuna
Call a preist! A reasonable demon with a working brain possessed R. Kelly’s body – Towleroad
The Silver Fox giggling about vagina is all the medicine I need today – Popsugar
Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodger’s contract hasn’t expired yet – Popoholic
Something I really needed to see today: Dakota Fanning’s transparent ass cheeks – WWTDD
Useful life tips that none of us will never use – The Berry
Matt Lauer should’ve interviewed that empty tea cup instead – Jezebel
Melissa McCarthy used to cry about everything – ICYDK
World War 3 is about to go down thanks to James Franco and Seth Rogen – Buzzfeed
Dustin Lance Black sucks the Twinkie cream out of Tom Daley in a parking lot and I just realized that I made it sound like they were 69-ing on top of the hood of their car – OMG Blog
Lourdes Leon is going to the university her mom dropped out of – Just Jared
What happens when a baby discovers eyebrows for the first time. Someone give him a Sharpie so his mind could really be blown – SOW
Pic: Splash