Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

June 24, 2014 / Posted by:

The married couple most likely to end in divorce after a brief marriage is this B list talk show host from a national daytime show. Big fights with her spouse on an almost daily basis since they got married. (CDAN)

Sara Gilbert and Linda Perry? All of their fights are probably about hair products and jeans. This is why a marriage between two hos who wear the same exact size black skinny jean and use the same kind of pomade that makes their hair look like a spaniel that rolled around in Crisco NEVER works. If their marriage ever gets to the splittin’ point, I wonder if Linda will tell Sara it’s over by singing, “And I say haaaaaay yaaaaaaay yay yay ay, haaaaaaay yaaaay yay, I said hey, I want a divorce.

This actress is sweet and pretty on the outside… but obnoxious and ugly on the inside!

She was on vacation a few years ago at a tropical resort. At the time, she had already starred in a several films (none of which were huge hits), but had not yet been nominated for/won any major awards.

This posh resort has seen its share of movie stars, rock stars, business moguls, and royalty. However, our actress goes down in history as “The Most Obnoxious Guest Ever.” Here ‘s why:

Although the resort’s private beach club was only open to members and guests, she constantly referred to them as “the public,” as in “I want the public cleared from the beach club before I enter!”

The path to the beach club runs through a golf course. She demanded that the golf course be closed down during the time she would be walking between the hotel and the beach club.

She demanded that parts of the hotel’s main walkways be barricaded off so no one but she and her entourage could pass through.

There were several restaurants on the property. She demanded that whatever restaurant she chose for her meal be closed to other members and guests.

She demanded that a server and a server assistant to be available to her 24 hours a day throughout the duration of her stay.

Employees were not allowed to speak to her or look at her directly.

She never smiled or thanked anyone during her entire stay. She also did not tip anyone for anything.

Perhaps this monstrous attitude explains why she is actually the prefect match to her current boyfriend? (Blind Gossip)

Charlize Theron? Little by little, these blind items and images of her holding hands with that split-open microwaved hot dog Sean Penn are chipping away at my like for her.

This very famous TV star was at the theater the other night with an attractive blonde. They were holding hands and leaning in to one another and whispering and giggling together. Before kissing, he glanced around nervously to see if anyone was watching.

Why should he care if anyone saw him kissing an attractive blonde? Because the woman was definitely NOT his wife!

This is a guy who LOVES to use his wife and child/ren for interviews and photo ops and pretend that he is such a devoted family man! The truth is that he spends very little time with them. Late at night he is much more likely to be out with another woman than home in bed with his wife. Either he has an open marriage… or he is simply a chronic cheater. (Blind Gossip)

I’m taking the “LOVES” as a clue and guessing Ray Romano from Everybody Loves Raymond? Or maybe this is about angry fart bag Alec Baldwin who finally got sick of staying at home and watching his fame whore wife do yoga poses on all the furniture.

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