Open Post: Hosted By This Generation’s Greatest Fashion Icon

June 23, 2014 / Posted by:

In couture houses in Paris, designers who were suffering from design block looked up at these gorgeous pictures and got hit with a heavy dose of inspiration. Their next season will be all about tube tops that were once used as napkins at a Mexican restaurant in a strip mall in Reseda, CA.

While looking like a delicate and demure trailer park weed who trolls Walmart parking lots looking for truckers to give quick handies to in exchange for a six pack of Diet Sam’s Choice Cola, Brit Brit graced the paparazzi’s lenses with her exquisiteness in Calabasas, CA yesterday. Brit Brit continued to swing at the haters with her saggy, depressed tits. Everybody always screams at Brit Brit to pull her tits up since they look like two Bisquick dumplings lying in a hammock, but I say that the world needs to get it together and follow Brit Brit’s lead. Brit Brit’s down and out chichis are way ahead of their time and in the future women will be running to their plastic surgeons to get their titties stretched out. Because looking like your tits listened to too much Morrissey and need to be fed a heaping spoonful of crushed Prozac IS the look.

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