Night Crumbs

June 23, 2014 / Posted by:

At the Japanese premiere of Maleficent in Tokyo, Elle Fanning stood there thinking to herself, “That bitch gets to dress up like Alexis Carrington going to a rival’s funeral while I have to be done up like Lana Del Rey’s stupid boho baby getting christened?” – Lainey Gossip

Emily Deschanel’s two-year-old son has Zooey Deschanel for an aunt AND he’s gotta eat vegan. Somethings tell me his FML face is like no other – Celebitchy

Oh, that’s just Larry King sucking the rest of Kim Richards’ life out of her body – Reality Tea

Kelly Osbourne’s nalgas look like this – Drunken Stepfather

There’s something really wrong with this picture: For why isn’t Katie Holmes carrying Suri Cruise? Why won’t anyone think of Suri Cruise’s feet? – WWTDD

John Oliver, my mom’s got your number, hussy – Towleroad

Here’s Matt Bellamy going to first base with Kate Hudson’s ass – The Superficial

Kristen Stewart threatens to sue Joan Rivers for saying she fucks for roles, Joan Rivers responds by not caring – Jezebel

Someone on the set of Katherine Heigl’s new TV show spelled her name wrong. I mean everyone knows it’s spelled B-I-G-A-S-S-B-I-T-C-H – ICYDK

Jessica Simpson shows us the position she assumes when she spots her Weight Watchers coach driving by while she’s waiting in the drive-thru line at Wendy’s – IDLYITW

“I don’t see the problem”Kendall JennerThe Berry

Redefining demure: Rita Whora is – Hollywood Tuna

Behold, one of the only good things in last night’s True Blood season premiere – OMG Blog

Stacy Keibler takes her fetus hiking – Popoholic

An entire show about tree houses exists – Pajiba

In other words: The Sultan of Brunei dropped a stack of gold bars in front of Pimp Mama Kris to get her prized whore to write this load of lukewarm shit – Just Jared

Kitchen Nightmares is over – SOW

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin went to a wedding – Popsugar

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