Night Crumbs
At the Japanese premiere of Maleficent in Tokyo, Elle Fanning stood there thinking to herself, “That bitch gets to dress up like Alexis Carrington going to a rival’s funeral while I have to be done up like Lana Del Rey’s stupid boho baby getting christened?” – Lainey Gossip
Emily Deschanel’s two-year-old son has Zooey Deschanel for an aunt AND he’s gotta eat vegan. Somethings tell me his FML face is like no other – Celebitchy
Oh, that’s just Larry King sucking the rest of Kim Richards’ life out of her body – Reality Tea
Kelly Osbourne’s nalgas look like this – Drunken Stepfather
There’s something really wrong with this picture: For why isn’t Katie Holmes carrying Suri Cruise? Why won’t anyone think of Suri Cruise’s feet? – WWTDD
John Oliver, my mom’s got your number, hussy – Towleroad
Here’s Matt Bellamy going to first base with Kate Hudson’s ass – The Superficial
Kristen Stewart threatens to sue Joan Rivers for saying she fucks for roles, Joan Rivers responds by not caring – Jezebel
Someone on the set of Katherine Heigl’s new TV show spelled her name wrong. I mean everyone knows it’s spelled B-I-G-A-S-S-B-I-T-C-H – ICYDK
Jessica Simpson shows us the position she assumes when she spots her Weight Watchers coach driving by while she’s waiting in the drive-thru line at Wendy’s – IDLYITW
“I don’t see the problem” – Kendall Jenner – The Berry
Redefining demure: Rita Whora is – Hollywood Tuna
Behold, one of the only good things in last night’s True Blood season premiere – OMG Blog
Stacy Keibler takes her fetus hiking – Popoholic
An entire show about tree houses exists – Pajiba
In other words: The Sultan of Brunei dropped a stack of gold bars in front of Pimp Mama Kris to get her prized whore to write this load of lukewarm shit – Just Jared
Kitchen Nightmares is over – SOW
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin went to a wedding – Popsugar