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June 23, 2014 / Posted by:

The giant vagina statute in German that tried to eat an American exchange student alive! 

Usually when firemen get a call about a panicked dude getting stuck in a giant coochie, they shrug and say, “Send the jaws of life to Paris Hilton’s house. She got another one.” But when emergency services in Tübingen, Germany got a call about a dude trapped in a gigantic chocha, they found an American exchange student stuck in Peruvian artist Fernando de la Jara’s marble sculpture of a vulva in front of Tübingen University Institute of Microbiology. The marble statue may or may not be a life-size replica of Michelle Duggar’s precious vagine.

Dude was just doing what most foreign exchange students do. He was getting into the local culture and fucking with the country’s most treasured monuments. Erick Guzman, who took the pictures and splattered them all over the internet, said that when 22 firefighters arrived they were not happy about having to yank a human tampon out of a marble puss:

“I was there!!! He just wanted to take a funny picture“ witness Erick Guzman posted to Imagur. “The fire department was not really amused, and he was really embarrassed.”

But really, I can’t fully judge, because we’ve all been there. We’ve all been yanked out of a twat at one point or another. And it didn’t take much for those 22 firefighters to free that mess. They used the “pull-out method.” No, I can’t either.

Pic: Erick Guzman/imgur

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