Brandi Glanville Is Not Sorry For Saying Her 7-Year-Old Son Is An Asshole And A Dick On Her Podcast

June 22, 2014 / Posted by:

Brandi Glanville pulled a Brandi Glanville on her podcast last week when she called her 7-year-old son Jake an “asshole” and  a “dick” who needs to go fuck himself sometimes. Well, some kids are assholes and Jake’s got two gaping assholes for parents, so I cannot find the lie in Brandi’s little declaration of love for her son.

During a talk with her guest Jake Lacy on her podcast “Brandi AnaGlandVille Unfiltered” last week, Brandi said that her 7-year-old’s name is also Jake and she’s learned that most Jakes are assholes and her son is no exception. Brandi then went on to shit at the mouth about her 7-year-old son by saying that Jake has gone to second base with a bunch of chicks and she’s pre-purchasing his future stay in rehab now. Jake also tries to screw with Brandi by singing that Ariana Grande Latte song “Problem” to her and she responds by telling him to go fuck himself. Just a regular, old, beautiful mother and son relationship. via Radar:

“My son’s name is Jake: He’s 7, he’s a complete asshole, but we love him. Oh man, he’s a d*ck, seriously,’ Glanville, 41, told Lacy. Glanville said that the boy unabashedly defies her, such as in cases when he shamelessly neglects to do something she asked of him. She said when she tells him, “I told you to do this,” he responds, “Well, I lied!

Illustrating the mother-son dynamic between herself and Jake, she said that the boy sings to her lines from the Ariana Grande song “Problem” — specifically, the line, “I’ve Got One Less Problem Without You,” to her chagrin.

“I’m like, ‘Go fuck yourself!’” she said, laughing, calling him a “fucker” in passing.

I listened to that part of Brandi’s podcast on Friday and it didn’t make me reach for the phone to call CPS on this messy bitch. This ranks pretty low on the list of offensive things that have come out of her trash hole. I mean, this is the mouth that gave us, “I wish I was molested as a child.” If a parent got thrown into prison for calling their kid an a-hole, the outside world would be an empty hellscape full of single hos and unsupervised babies. But Dr. Sue Cornbluth, a parenting expert who specializes in childhood trauma, isn’t laughing and tells Radar that Brandi is a shit stain of a mother for dragging her son like that:

“That makes her look like an abusive, incompetent parent. She did it I’m sure to bring herself publicity but I’m appalled by the names she called her son. Kids out there are being called that every day and it’s called emotional abuse. Who knows who has listened to this interview? It makes me believe she is saying it at home. And if you say ‘go fuck yourself’ to a kid, they’re like sponges, they soak up anything. There is no excuse for this.”

Sure, Brandi Glanville is a tacky piece of fame whore trash who dragged her son on her podcast for attention, but this Dr. Cornbluth (which sounds like the name of my favorite Arrested Development character that never was) is being a little bit dramatic. “Asshole” is not the worst thing that little Jake has been called. Getting called “LeAnn Rime’s stepson” is even worse. Speaking of Falkor, I’m sure she already made a dance remix of Brandi’s Mother of the Year rant and is going to blast it for Jake in her car when she drives him to the mall to buy his love some more.

And Brandi has already responded to this mess on Twatter:

Yeah, bitches, stop taking things so seripusly! “Seripusly” sounds like a really messy sex acting involving a pussy and male syrup.

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