PETA Doesn’t Like That Lady Gaga Put Jewelry On Her Dog

June 21, 2014 / Posted by:

It seems like PETA always has a bee in their bonnet about something (“We’d never keep a bee prisoner in a bonnet, that’s animal cruelty” - The email I’m about to get from PETA) and this time they’re wagging a meatless chicken-style seitan finger at Lady Gaag for posting pictures of her dog Asia dressed up like a messy showgirl to Instagram. PETA released a statement to Us Weekly in response to the pictures showing Gaag’s French Bulldog looking totally over it while wearing clip-on earrings and necklaces:

“Lady Gaga may choose to decorate herself with elaborate and even uncomfortable outfits, but Asia doesn’t get to make that choice. Although it seems pretty clear that Lady Gaga loves Asia, we think Asia—and all dogs—are adorable without all the added flair. The best accessory for any dog is a comfortable, secure, well-fitting harness, which is perfect for long walks together.”

I know that dressing Asia up in Liz Taylor drag won’t make Sarah McLachlan and her elite squad of trained rescue dogs kick down the door to Gaag’s apartment and seize her pooch, or even force Asia to seek our a weekly support group for other dressed-up dogs hosted by Spuds MacKenzie. But I’m not entirely convinced Asia is into it? She’s definitely giving “kill me” eyes in that photo; probably because all that joo-rey gets in the way when she tries to lick on her own b-hole.

And if you ever wondered what it would look like if Princess Ozma left OZ, started living under a bridge with a group of glue-huffing runaways, traded her crown for a busted pair of Dwayne Wayne glasses, and took up being a professional attention whore, here’s Gaag strolling the streets of New York yesterday:

Pics: Instagram, Splash

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