T.I. Got Into Another Fight Over Tiny, This Time With Azealia Banks

June 18, 2014 / Posted by:

That Model Magic-faced troublemaking Muppet is at it again! Less than a month after an Instagram picture of Tameka “Tiny” Cottle instigated a fight between T.I. and boxer Floyd Mayweather that turned into an ugly Memorial Day chair-throwing Fatburger brawl, she’s found herself in the middle of yet another one of her husband’s fights, this time with full-time professional crazy Internet person (and sometime rapper) Azealia BanksBillboard says that it all started after the release of T.I.’s single with Iggy Azalea, “No Mediocre”, to which Azealia Cupholder Full of Loose Change Tweeted (then deleted):

“U want no mediocre but…Have you seen your wife?”

RUDE! Tiny Cottle is the very definition of remarkable and extraordinary, you jealous hag. Naturally a statement that nasty would make anyone want to reply back: “Bitch, have you seen how long it’s taking you to release an album??”, but T.I. took the high road and said nothing. This must have pissed off Azealia even more, because she kept taking swipes at T.I. and Tiny in an insanely bold Twitter rant on Tuesday (which has since been deleted, because Azealia has a hard time releasing stuff) but thankfully Billboard hit ctrl+C before she did. This shit is long and messy, so it’s after the break:

“The nigga shouting bad bitches this bad bitches that, is almost always at home with some busted bumpkin. Rap is not real. These niggas are all frontiers. But your wife has meth face. And your wife can’t read. I saw you backstage at Kanye and you had nothing to say. I stood next to you ON PURPOSE. To see if you would say something. Come see me nigga. And come by yourself.”

This is where T.I. should have screamed “SERENITY NOW!!!” and stepped away from his laptop. Instead, he posted (then deleted) this picture of Azealia looking like Sailor Moon’s glue-huffing cousin Sailor Broken Satellite on Instagram:

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Part of me wants to shade T.I. for acting like a damn teenage girl, but a greater part of me is giving him a tearful standing ovation for leaving me speechless with that beautifully-written rant. I know it’s a typo, but doesn’t spelling “ugly” with an N make the phrase “ungly-ass Gremlin-baby” seem so much more devastating? But I am bummed out that I missed the episode of Dr. Oz about the risk of falling down the stairs; apparently people do it daily?

I wish that I could say this stupid social media fight ends with T.I.’s rant about Greta Gremlin’s busted niece, but in case you forgot that Azealia has literally nothing better to do with her time, she fought back on Twitter, first by tweeting (and – say it with me now – DALEETING) “Guess who’s about to get sued for threatening me!” before settling on subtle shade regarding T.I.’s time in the chokey:

IT DOES NOT END THERE.

TMZ caught up with T.I. last night, who explained without naming names that if someone disrespects his family, he would “chew your throat off your neck.”

But what about Tiny? Did she stay quiet while all this grade school playground shit was going down? NO, OF COURSE NOT. She threw her melted candle hat into the ring by posting a picture to Instagram that said: “I mean damn bitch. Can you ever worry bout yourself?” (says the woman who’s husband just claimed he’d go Khloe Kardashian-during-a-full-moon on someone for running their mouth).

Damn, this shit is the definition of MESS! You know it’s time to step back and evaluate how busted a fight has gotten when you realize that Tiny Cottle’s face is the LEAST messy part about this story.

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