Night Crumbs

Dr. Scholl’s favorite new couple Uma Thurman and Quentin Tarantino went to dinner at Mr. Chow together last night and I wonder if she finds it distracting that he always wants to eat the first course off of her foot under the table – Lainey Gossip

This bikini selfie that Demi Lovato took makes her look like a double amputee – Drunken Stepfather

When Vin Diesel ends his night, he softly sings RiRi’s “Stay” in the corner and he always dedicates it to his brofriend Paul Walker 🙁 – The Superficial

Meryl Streep is playing Maria Callas in the HBO movie version of Master Class, because there’s no other 60-something actresses alive and Meryl must play all the roles – Celebitchy

Who the hell did Kanye West have to suck off to get Kendall Jenner a Givenchy campaign? Oh wait, Riccardo Tisci… – Reality Tea

The intern for Taylor Swift’s Instagram account is really nice to her fans – Buzzfeed

Disney is Disney-fying Into the Woods – Jezebel

Cheryl Cole looks like she’s wearing ruffled air conditioning filters – Hollywood Tuna

Here’s one for the “Things Nobody Needs” pile: True Blood the Musical might happen – Towleroad

Finally, a post that is extremely relevant to my interests – The Berry

Somewhere there’s a group of sad clowns who have nowhere to perform because Olivia Wilde took their tent and wore it as a dress – Popoholic

David Lynch is a fuckery robot who is fueled by coffee and coffee alone – Pajiba

Leonardo DiCatchAHo owns the ocean now, basically – ICYDK

Jlo and Skeletor are finally divorced – HuffPo

Taylor Lautner still exists and here’s what his body looks like when he’s not lifting weights 18 hours a day to play a twink wolf – Popsugar

A double dose of potent pure crazy – OMG Blog

The first still from Fifty Shades of Shit is of Christian Grey impatiently waiting for his order at a Burger King drive-thru. Sexy. – Just Jared

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