When this B list celebrity is not having sex with his groupies he is doing his best to get his A list reality star girlfriend pregnant. He wants to ride the money train. She thinks it is love and is doing her best to get pregnant too. (CDAN)
Khlozilla and French Montana? No wonder animal control in Calabasas has seen a huge increase in calls from terrified neighbors who in the middle of the night hear what sounds like two wild boars attacking each other. It’s just Khloe Kardashian and French Montana trying to spawn and yes, that’s our cue to pack up and move to the highest point on the tallest mountain. Because when their baby is born, it will devour us all. We’re doomed.
This relationship started out with the best of intentions. Two good-looking and successful people – both at the top of their game – fell in love and got engaged.
Of course there was the obligatory giant diamond ring (which he helped to design), the open displays of admiration for each other, and declarations of happiness all around when the engagement was announced.
Oh, hell no!
He was so used to women flocking to him that he just couldn’t seem to settle into only having one woman. In the past six months alone, he has cheated on her at least twice… and both of the women that we know about are famous!
Mistress 1 is probably the most famous person in this story. She was working on a project with Fiance, and there were some whispers that the two of them had gotten close. Our Bride-to-be initially dismissed the rumors as gossip, but later found out that the rumors were all true. Bride was furious… but her Fiance managed to convince her that it was nothing more than a few casual hookups and that it was totally over.
Groom-to-be and Mistress 2 worked on a project together a few years ago. Nothing happened then, but as soon as Groom got engaged, Mistress 2 was suddenly all over him! This was no one-night stand either. It was an honest-to-goodness full-blown affair. Bride has no clue about Mistress 2, and you know that there is zero chance that Groom will voluntarily tell her about it. So we will. (Blind Gossip)
George Clooney, Amal Alamuddin, Sandra Bullock for Mistress #1 and for Mistress #2 I’ll guess The Goat from The Men Who Stare At Goats. That goat looks like a needy, shameless, home wrecking slut skank.
This A list singer generally turns a blind eye to the infidelities of her celebrity husband but now he has got someone pregnant and our A lister is having to scramble to make sure everything is kept quiet. She is footing the bill for the other woman’s medical bills and future child support and other cash, but wants to keep everything quiet because she doesn’t want to have it be public knowledge her husband cheated. (CDAN)
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton? Or Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale? Or Mimi and Nick Cannon? Or LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian? Actually, scratch out LeAnn. The blind item says “A list singer” not “grade A fame whore and C list casino lounge chanteuse.”
This former NBC A lister from a hit show that is no longer on the air was considered a ladies man on the show. This month he is finally planning on coming out. Good for him. (CDAN)
Matt LeBlanc? Matt LeBlanc had a lukewarm GAY non-SCANDAL a few years ago, but my Gaydar never pinged for his ass. So I’ll use my “wishful thinking” muscle and guess that this is Don Johnson?