Night Crumbs
Nicole Kidman was at the Shanghai Film Festival selling that dried turd Grace of Monaco and some think that maybe she’s taken a break from injecting her face with plastic and has instead been injecting her titties with plastic. By the way, Nicole Kidman is the plastic doll on the right. I think. Don’t quote me on that.- Lainey Gossip
Pinto Williams and Kenya Moore Whore will go for round 2 on The Real Housewives of Atlanta next season – Reality Tea
Eve married her billionaire boyfriend Maximillion Cooper (if that isn’t a billionaire bitch’s name, I don’t know what is) and I hope she sashayed down the aisle while rapping her part from Gwen Stefani’s Rich Girl – Celebitchy
Okay, who gave Miley Cyrus jizz and told her it was hair gel? Please don’t say Billy Ray… – Drunken Stepfather
Jason Momoa is Aquaman in the Superman vs. Batman movie because there’s not enough superheroes in that mess – The Superficial
Ricky Martin changed the “she” in his song “She’s All I Ever Need” to “he” while performing in Morocco and he didn’t go to jail for it – Towleroad
Kate Walsh’s bikini looks like it’s made out of a bumpy squash – Hollywood Tuna
Another day, another set of pictures of Taylor Swift walking out of a building in NYC – Popoholic
Arnold Schwarzenegger was the Governor of California once, so I guess anything is possible – ICYDK
Show your appreciation for the hot pieces who protect this country by staring at these pictures of them – The Berry
Lifetime is making an Aaliyah biopic and Zendaya will play Aaliyah. To quote Aaliyah, TRY AGAIN, Lifetime – Jezebel
NBA hos read mean tweets about themselves – Pajiba
Rest in peace, Ultra Violet – Boy Culture
This is one way to get me to watch football – OMG Blog
Hayden Christensen finally makes himself useful by taking pictures of a knocked up Rachel Bilson – Popsugar
Steve Martin says Father of the Gay Bride is not happening – HuffPo
Even human smegma glob Uncle Terry doesn’t want people to think he screwed Lindsay Lohan – Just Jared