Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 14, 2014 / Posted by:

Joey, the pussy who gets the crazies and becomes like a crackhead needing a fix when his human brings out a spray bottle.

I interrupt your Saturday schedule of staring at footballer bulge and nipples while watching that game where they kick a ball around to bring you this highly important BBC-worthy development: There’s a pussy in the world who is obsessed with getting moist from a water bottle. Joey’s human says that every time he hears a water bottle, he stops whatever he’s doing (licking his ass, staring at the wall, sleeping for the millionth time of the day, plotting the demise of the human race, etc…) and runs to it.  She explained it like this:

My cat Joey loves drinking water from his water bottle. He can be completely asleep but the moment you shake it, he’s up and running to you. BEFORE you comment, he’s not sick; he gets yearly check ups and is totally healthy. I give him fresh water in a big bowl near his food every day – this is just his favourite way to drink it!

In that video above, the part of you is played by Joey and the part of a Friday at 6pm cocktail is played by that spray bottle. In that video above, the part of your tongue is played by Joey and the part of a picture of The Hammaconda is played by that spray bottle.

Just add this to the looooooong list of reasons why cats are the weirdest and why there’s probably hallucinogens in Friskies. Yes, I will be dropping Friskies today and I’ll let you know the results. Happy Caturday!

via Laughing Squid

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