Seen above throwing a “We’re going to get know each other reeeeeal well once this marriage dies” wave at Marc Anthony’s accountant during their wedding reception, Dayanara Torres was trying hard to get her monthly child support check from him increased from a paltry $13,000 a month to a Paltrow-ey (which is the opposite of paltry) $123,000 a month. Skeletor was paying Dayanara $13,000 a month in child support, but she took him to court and tried to get more, because she claims she could barely take care of their boys with that money. At the time, Dayanara argued that $123,000 is nothing to Skeletor, because he was making over $1 million a month. But sadly for her, she isn’t getting anywhere near $123,000 a month.
UsWeekly says that a judge declared that Skeletor has to use his bony hands to reach into his vault of treasures in Castle Grayskull and pull out $26,800 every month. The judge was obviously not amused by Dayanara saying that she needs well over $1 million a year to raise two kids. Skeletor’s lawyers, Evil-Lyn and Panthor, agreed to give Dayanara $28,000 a month and $30,000 a year for travel. The judge slashed those numbers to $26,800 a month and $12,000 a year. Skeletor agreed to pay Dayanara child support until their boys turn 21, but the judge declared that he can stop giving her cash when their boys turn 18.
The judge also noted in the documents that Skeletor was making over a $1 million a year, but this year he’s ONLY been pulling in $600,000 a month.
Dayanara’s lawyers told the court that she pays $7k a month for a housekeeper and a nanny, so bitch isn’t even taking care of her kids (one of which is special needs) full time. So she spends $7k for someone to take care of her chirrun and clean her house and I’m guessing her other expenses include rent (a few thousand dollars), tuition for her kids’ private schools (a few hundred dollars) and food for her kids (a couple of hundred dollars… I mean, how much does popcorn and ketchup packets from McDonald’s really cost). Dayanara can spend the rest on booze, blow, BMWs and Blahniks! Dayanara is living the life and all she had to do was let Skeletor bust a few raw Skeletor nuts up in her a few times. But poor Gabriel Aubry. He thought he was living large with his $16,000 a month until he found out that he could’ve made $10,000 more a month if he let Skeletor bareback bone a baby into him.