Night Crumbs
Leonardo DiCatchAHo is renting this tiny, little boat for World Cup and it’s just big enough to hold the highest ranking members of the Pussy Posse and all the models he’ll pick up. Sadly, there’s no room for Lukas Haas. He’ll have to sleep in one of the life boats. The story of Lukas Haas’ life. – Lainey Gossip
Lindsay Lohan wants to laser her freckles off and in LiLo talk, “freckles” is code for anal warts, right? – The Superficial
The Real Crazywives of New York reunion filmed today and I wonder how many times Ramona Singer broke her glass on Kristen’s face? – Reality Tea
Screw Lady CaCa’s nipples, how many rats chewed the back of her hair off? – Drunken Stepfather
James Marsden and Nina Dobrev might be a thing – Celebitchy
These pictures of Kim Kardashian’s krotch on her honeymoon are missing a sign that says, “Over 2 Thousand Served” – WWTDD
I’m impressed that Kendull Jenner held that book right side up – Hollywood Tuna
Please tell me Mary Steenburgen has hot lesbian prison sex with Red in season 3 of OITNB – Pajiba
In “Why isn’t CNN all over this?” news, Ashley Greene bought coffee the other day – Popoholic
“Why is foam dribbling out of my mouth?” said Miley Cyrus’ assistant/friend minutes after she kissed him with her thrush tongue – Popsugar
Happy 4,598,874th Annual Shirtless Friday! – The Berry
CORRECTION: So Lea Michele’s new piece is not a hooker, he’s a “dating coach” who gets paid to fuck. Glad we cleared that up – ICYDK
The world isn’t right: Detective Courtney Love and Detective La Toya will not be the stars of True Detective 2 – Jezebel
Stacey Dash got herself a 25-year-old “aspiring model and actor” cub who’d probably make a question mark with his face if she asked him if he’s seen Clueless – Just Jared
Ick. Nast. And all of the above. HuffPo
Boy George and the Culture Club are back together – Queerty