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June 12, 2014 / Posted by:

JLo’s chocha has maybe might’ve already moved on to Ukrainian douche Maks Chmerkovskiy from Dancing with the Has-Beens and that’s nice and everything, but now I really need to get that picture into Photoshop, because she needs a toilet under her ass so it looks like she’s taking a really emotional, explosive shit while he holds onto her for moral support ¬†– Lainey Gossip¬†

Naya Rivera’s in Galore Magazine looking like her hot day-shift hooker clothes were drawn on with colored pencils – Drunken Stepfather

Another day, another horrifying story about Terry Richardson’s dick terrorizing a girl’s face – The Superficial

China hates St. Angie Jolie now – Celebitchy

Backdoor Farrah’s ghost writer didn’t tell her what her book is about – Reality Tea

Either those are tiny humans in alligator outfits or that dude’s face is going to be in their stomachs soon – Towleroad

The douche trifecta has hit Mexico: Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are honeymooning at Joe Francis’ house – Popsugar

Petra Nemcova and 3/4th of her bare tits on GQ Portugal Hollywood Tuna

30 pieces working the “Ahz sprained my neck” pose – The Berry

Andrew Rannells will be the new Hedwig – Just Jared

The only way I can stomach engagement photos is if Bill Murray makes an appearance in them – Jezebel

Were Abby and Brittany Hensel not available? – Pajiba

What is Tori Spelling whining about today? – ICYDK

Bitch Looks Drunk: The Nicole ScherMINGEr edition – Popoholic

Chelsea Handler, who is only friends with celebrities, is sick of celebrities – HuffPo

Mimi’s hawking overpriced sugar water you can buy at Duane Reade – OMG Blog

What in dominatrix dugout hooker HELL is Kat Graham wearing? – Moe Jackson

That Mah Boo dummy, yes, I would – SOW

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