Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 12, 2014 / Posted by:

Purin the Super Beagle has made Dlisted history! For the second time in two months, she has earned the HSOTD badge of honor (“honor” should be circled in red with a red question mark over it)! She’s the first HS to do this, which is actually surprising, because you’d think Joan Collins would be HSOTD every day. This is an achievement almost greater than Purin the Super Beagle of Japan catching a tiny soccer ball with her dog paws.

In honor of that World Cup thing starting today (Can we please just forward to the final match between the Ladybugs and Air Bud?), here’s the only footballer that matters, Purin the Super Beagle, putting Pele, Becks, Ronaldo, Cristiano Ronaldo and all the other Ronaldos to shame. Purin makes goals, kicks balls, blocks balls and catches balls. (Yeah, she got dodgeball mixed up with football, but who cares? She makes the rules.)

And Purin is modeling the uniform that every footballer should wear.

I would watch every single World Cup match and my eyes would be glued to the screen if every player took a fashion cue from Purin and wore a faux fur-lined sleeveless mullet top and no pants.

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