Night Crumbs
St. Angie Jolie continued to be the saint of all saints by speaking at the Global Summit to End Sexual Violence in Conflict. And while doing so she paid tribute to Jane Fonda in 9 to 5 by wearing that outfit – Lainey Gossip
Jena Malone’s new song, her singing and her performance skills are offensive on every level – Celebitchy
But what I want to know is, how many gallons of paint remover did it take to remove all that fake tanner off of Kiki Dunst’s pasty skin? – Drunken Stepfather
Brandi Glanville isn’t homeless! She just leaked a fake story about her being homeless, because her name hasn’t been on Radar in a few days and she was starting to get the shakes. That’s all! – Reality Tea
So if you’re in Northern California and see a crazy bitch in a tattered weave jump behind the Jack In The Box counter and devour all their food. Just shrug and keep it moving. It’s just Beyonce going insane after spending a full day meditating and eating organic chia seeds with Goopy Paltrow – The Superficial
John Waters continues to be the best on The Colbert Report – Towleroad
I will never forgive Ellen for this – Jezebel
Did AnnaLynne McCord seek out to find the ugliest one piece she could find? If so, kudos, challenge won! – Hollywood Tuna
Jessica Biel’s dress looks like a craft project made out of a wedding napkin and cotton balls – Popoholic
In Grumpy Cat’s own words, “NO.” – Pajiba
Needs way more baseball bulge – The Berry
HBO will murder Kit Harington’s entire family if he even thinks about cutting off his luscious locks – ICYDK
I’m sad Lifetime’s BAPs isn’t a remake of the only BAPs that matters – OMG Blog
Who knew OshKosh B’gosh made hot one pieces? – HuffPo
In case your eyes need to see one more picture of North West crying for her mommy (aka the nanny), here you go – Popsugar
Will somebody please send this court jester to the gallows already? – Just Jared
The Dumb and Dumber To trailer is here – IDLYITW
Cloris Leachman’s Lindsay Lohan costume is SPOT-ON – SOW
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