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June 10, 2014 / Posted by:

Gabi Grecko, DJ, designer, model and demure and delicate American gold digging daisy who is the new piece of Australian millionaire Geoffrey Edelsten!

Back in January, hundreds of cherubs had their arrows taken away after they became suicidal when the true, pure love between former HSOTD and wonk-eyed American gold digging pearl Brynne Edelsten and Geoffrey Edelsten died like the definition of “good tastewhenever it sees one of her outfits. It was a sad day for gold diggers and it was an extra tragic day for love. If a marriage between an orange wallet humper who only got married for money and an old rich slut who only married his bride because she’s got blonde hair and a young vagina can’t work, what marriage can?! We all thought Geoffrey Edelsten would hole himself up in his penthouse, pull down all the blinds and cry into a bowl of raw cake batter while watching Julia Roberts rom-coms over and over again. But Geoffrey somehow managed to find love again with a 20-something American gold digger who is only slurping on his 71-year-old wrinkly worm dick because he’s got cash falling out of his ass. What are the chances of that?! True love reigns again!

Geoffrey’s new love is 24-year-old American DJ Gabi Grecko who dresses like a cross between the least popular member of a Fly Girls parody group called the Maggot Girls and a bottom level Madonna impersonator from 1986. In other words, Gabi IS fashion. Gabi told the Australian morning show Sunrise last month that she met Geoffrey in NYC “somewhere between Columbus Circle and Lincoln Center.” (Enter your “So I guess her corner is Broadway and 61st” jokes here.) They knew it was instant love when she answered “yes” to his question “Is your vagina under the age of 25?” and he answered “yes” to her question “Will you buy me a Beemer if I give you a quick handy?

Gabi is now living with Geoffrey and is officially the Ambassador to American Elegance and Sophistication in Australia. Last month, Gabi escorted Geoffrey to the funeral of football legend Tom Hafey while wearing the exquisite ensemble in the picture above. Some haters who don’t understand the meaning of “funeral glamour” slapped at Gabi for showing up to a funeral looking like call girl #4 in Wolf of Wall Street. Gabi apologized and said that she had no idea that her tits were spilling out her dress.

“I haven’t attended a funeral for a very very long time. I was told very last minute I was going to the funeral. I put it on really quickly and got ready really quickly and realized as I was arriving it was a little too tight. I think that the problem was the fit and not the dress. It was extremely embarrassing. I went to the funeral to be there for Geoff It makes me extremely ashamed and sorry if I caused any trouble.”

There’s absolutely no reason for Gabi to apologize. Those jealous haters should apologize for not knowing that nothing says “respectful and conservative” like a dress that was once worn by an extra in Madonna: Innocence Lost.

I didn’t think it was possible for Geoffrey Edelsten to find a blossom as beautiful and kind-hearted as Brynne Edelsten, but he did it. Yeah, Geoffrey’s only got half-vision, but he still knows beauty and grace when he sees it.

Pics: Getty, Instagram (For Rachel and Lesley)

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