Night Crumbs

June 9, 2014 / Posted by:

Jessica Simpson is getting so goddamn skinny that her legs barely work and she needs at least 4 people to help her walk! Or maybe her brains farted for a second and she temporarily forgot how to walk. That probably happens to her often – The Superficial

Chris Martin and RiRi went out to dinner together and I’m guessing they’re just working on another shitty song and it’s nothing more than that, because her coochie would swallow him whole and spit out his skeleton – Lainey Gossip

If you need a quick pick-me-up, skip to the 0:27 mark in the trailer for LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian’s new “reality show” to watch her luck dragon head hit the wall as he carries her out of the room – Reality Tea

Everything’s okay now, Justin Bieber cleansed his racist soul in a bathtub in NYC – Celebitchy

It’s okay, Jeannie Mai, being in the presence of charbroiled turd Donald Trump would make anyone want to take a dump – Drunken Stepfather

Eh” said every damn bunny watching Hugh Jackman’s opening Tony number – Towleroad

The look IS Jamie King looking like a goth call girl in the Matrix world – Hollywood Tuna

#5 is going to be me every day until September – The Berry

Don’t bother Casper Smart, he’s busy selling all the crap JLo gave him on eBay – ICYDK

Why is Emily Ratatouilleorwhatever dressed like one of Madge’s Blonde Ambition back-up singers? – Popoholic

Finally, the true story of Corina! – Boy Culture

Mark Ruffalo on a unicycle, because that’s a thing that needs to be seen – Pajiba

Omar Hardwick’s bare ass is almost convincing me to watch Power – OMG Blog

Snooki is SANS FARDS and AVEC BUMP – HuffPo

Well, if this isn’t the most effed up and messiest thing I’ve seen today…. – Buzzfeed

In case you cared, Katy Perry is on vacation – IDLYITW

Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams watched men pound each other together – Just Jared

And here’s James Marsden’s nipples – Popsugar

Pic: Pacific Coast News

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