When fashion designer L’Wren Scott committed suicide in March, some said she had the serious sads over her financial situation. But L’Wren Scott’s sister Jan Brambough tells The Mirror that her sister probably had the sads because she had to deal with Mick Jagger’s whore ass. When L’ Wren Scott died, the Rolling Stones pressed pause on their tour to give Mick time to mourn. Well, we all grieve in different ways and I guess Mick Jagger grieves by wiping jizz tears from his mourning penis on chocha after chocha. The Rolling Stones’ tour picked up again in Switzerland last week and the Mirror has pictures of Mick and a trick who looks like the aftermath of a Kristen Stewart and Carrie Ann Moss collision snuggling with him on the balcony of his hotel in Zurich. Jan Brambough is disgusted by the pictures and can’t believe that Mick Jagger is out there being Mick Jagger so soon after her sister’s death.
“And people wonder why L’Wren was so depressed? These pictures make me really wonder what Mick is really thinking and feeling. His daughter says that he is still heartbroken and so devastated about losing my sister. And then you see these photos – he will never change. Well at least my sister is happy now. She is with Mum and Dad in Heaven and not hurting in any way now. L’Wren was always at her happiest when she was with my mother and father. She never recovered emotionally after my father passed away, so now they are reunited she will be at peace away from this world.”
The Mirror also adds that a source told them that Mick has been with several tricks since L’Wren’s death.
If we, complete strangers, know that Mick Jagger is an enormous tramp slut and has been an enormous tramp slut since the beginning of time, then I’m sure L’Wren Scott knew that his dick has visited more coochies than Tampax has. Jan Brambough must be new here, because she’s the only one who is shocked by the fact that come rain, shine or the death of his longtime partner, Mick Jagger is going to stay slutty. If only The Long Island Medium wasn’t a complete fraud. She’d be able to speak to L’Wren and tell Jan, “L’Wren told me to tell you, ‘Let a ho be a ho.’“