Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 7, 2014 / Posted by:

The musical “Don’t You Put It In Your Mouth” PSA from the 80s!

Michael K has asked me to step in and talk about today’s Hot Slut, since I grew up listening to this PSA every morning for 10 years and my ears have built up a strong tolerance to this shit, and his ears began bleeding profusely after hearing 3 seconds of this awful song.

As I’ve mentioned before, there’s no fuckery like low-budget Canadian PSA fuckery (see: ASTAR, the robot humanoid of your nightmares) and this commercial starring two furry blue testicles is considered the Citizen Kane of Canadian PSAs. This mess has played every hour on the hour from 1981 to present day. Yes, they still play it. Apparent, there are still dumb kids out there who need two crusty cotton candy turds to tell them not to put bad shit in their mouths.

Nothing about this PSA makes much sense. It’s like it takes place in an alternate universe where the Captain & Tennille got high on some bad shit, accidentally drank a gallon of paint thinner, died, came back as busted puppet ghosts, and started warning children to ask their parents before they go shoving shit in their mouths. Oh, and there’s a talking beet who sings like Pavarotti? Because why the fuck not, I guess.

And I feel like the CDC should consider buying the rights to this PSA so they can play it for anyone considering going down on Gerard Butler.

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