Daisy and Tulip (yeah, they might be Bob Geldof’s cats), the pussies who Lil Jon needs to hire as back-up dancers immediately!
Happy Friday! I’m guessing most of us made it through the week without ending up in jail, rehab or in a fully padded room at the county hospital after destroying everything in a Walgreens when that Ariana Grande Latte song “Problem” came on for the ten billionth time, so to celebrate that huge victory, here’s a video of two Fly Pussies busting out some impeccable neck choreography to “Turn Down For What” like two bros at the club whose Goldschläger buzz just hit. This might be the first time that a pussy is really, really into something that Lil Jon’s serving up, because usually they’re just trying to get through it. Work those necks, pussies. Catch that laser, with your eyes.
Fun fact: I can recreate this video with my dog using bacon.
Fun bonus fact: You can recreate this video with me using Photoshopped pictures of a naked Prince Hot Ginge and/or a spoonful of coconut pecan frosting.