Night Crumbs
An icicle in a vase from the Oriental Trading Company and a beautiful lesbian mechanic/hitchhiker went to the CMT Awards together – Lainey Gossip
Sorry to burst your cum bubble, Twihards (do they even exist anymore?), but the only time RPattz is going to be Indiana Jones is in your wet dreams – The Superficial
Charlize Theron gave a Pinkberry employee a $96 tip, but that employee had to use all that money and more to pay their urgent care bill after they couldn’t stop barfing from seeing Sean Penn’s face that up close – Celebitchy
Elle Canada put Gisele Bundchen on their cover – Celebitchy
If they had rehab for addiction to being a fame whore, Tori Spelling would check herself into one…and she’d turn it into a reality show – Reality Tea
Stephen Colbert would like Jonah Hill to apologize for openly being friends with Adam Levine – Towleroad
Kellie Pickler’s eyebrows look dusty. Bring out the Dirt Devil! – Hollywood Tuna
Three words: A bulge buffet – The Berry
It’s nice to see that KStew’s Twatlight wig did some growing and got a new job – Popoholic
The Hamptons has a “brand” and the Kuntrashians are ruining it – Jezebel
Adam from Girls is in a magazine – Boy Culture
Disney is going to poot out a new Star Wars movie every 10 minutes, basically – Pajiba
BREAKING: RiRi wore clothes – Moe Jackson
In other words, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott really hate each other and want to bring on the divorce faster – ICYDK
Lupita Nyong’o’s killing hos in a two piece – Popsugar
Lady CaCa SANS FARDS – SOW
Either Jake Gyllenhaal’s interviewing new beards or he and Rachel McAdams are just having a work dinner – Just Jared