Night Crumbs

June 5, 2014 / Posted by:

An icicle in a vase from the Oriental Trading Company and a beautiful lesbian mechanic/hitchhiker went to the CMT Awards together – Lainey Gossip

Sorry to burst your cum bubble, Twihards (do they even exist anymore?), but the only time RPattz is going to be Indiana Jones is in your wet dreams – The Superficial

Charlize Theron gave a Pinkberry employee a $96 tip, but that employee had to use all that money and more to pay their urgent care bill after they couldn’t stop barfing from seeing Sean Penn’s face that up close – Celebitchy

Elle Canada put Gisele Bundchen on their cover – Celebitchy

If they had rehab for addiction to being a fame whore, Tori Spelling would check herself into one…and she’d turn it into a reality show – Reality Tea

Stephen Colbert would like Jonah Hill to apologize for openly being friends with Adam LevineTowleroad

Kellie Pickler’s eyebrows look dusty. Bring out the Dirt Devil! – Hollywood Tuna

Three words: A bulge buffet – The Berry

It’s nice to see that KStew’s Twatlight wig did some growing and got a new job – Popoholic

The Hamptons has a “brand” and the Kuntrashians are ruining it – Jezebel

Adam from Girls is in a magazine – Boy Culture

Disney is going to poot out a new Star Wars movie every 10 minutes, basically – Pajiba

BREAKING: RiRi wore clothes – Moe Jackson

In other words, Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott really hate each other and want to bring on the divorce faster – ICYDK

Lupita Nyong’o’s killing hos in a two piece – Popsugar

Lady CaCa SANS FARDS – SOW

Either Jake Gyllenhaal’s interviewing new beards or he and Rachel McAdams are just having a work dinner – Just Jared

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