Blake Lively And Beyonce Were At A Charity Event Together And Blake Didn’t Try To Skin And Wear Beyonce

June 5, 2014 / Posted by:

The human equivalent of tap water soup, Blake NotSoLively, has let it bey known many times that she wants to miniaturize herself and crawl under Beyonce’s lacefront so she can be closer to Beyonce’s beyrain. Blake isn’t only a key member of the Basic Bitch Guild, she’s also the most loyal bumblebey in the beyhive. In that Emmy, Tony and Oscar-worthy trailer for the On The Run From Basement Baby tour, Blake is actually exuding a sliver of human emotion and that’s because her insides were tingling hard from being in the presence of the great one. Blake is a Beyonceholic and she came face-to-lacefront with her God at Gucci’s Chime for Change event in NYC on Tuesday night. Not pictured: Basement Baby ready to drop a Chun-Li kickc on a bitch if Blake gets too close to Beyonce.

HuffPo brings up this hilarious quote that Blake told Digital Spy about her obsession:

“I wish [Ryan Reynolds and I] had a teenage daughter right now so she could look up to BeyoncĂ©. The words to her songs, they’re never objectifying women, they’re saying how women should be treated.”

While in the middle of queefing out this post, I found out that this quote was from a Chime for Change concert LAST YEAR. The hell kind of serious journalist am I? I would’ve known Blake said that last year if I was as obsessed with her thoughts about Beyonce as much as she’s obsessed with Beyonce. And if Blake ever has a daughter, I hope that child’s first words are: “I stan for Michelle.

And it makes sense that Blake and Beyonce are friends. They both have one very important thing in common. They both love Beyonce more than the sun, moon and stars!

Here’s more of Blake looking like a flight attendant for The Jetsons Airlines and Beyonce with Frida Giannini at the Chime for Change event on Tuesday.

Pics: Wenn.com, Getty (Thanks Krystyn)

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