Night Crumbs

Pharrell Williams, got a lot of shit for wearing a Native American headdress when he’s not a Native American chief. Maybe the smoothest rat of NIMH should stick to wearing hats that look like a dented peen head   – Celebitchy

Dear Casper Smart, tell Baby Brahim we all said hi when you make your way to the back of the boy toy unemployment line – Lainey Gossip

Pimp Mama Kris trains her hos well: Kendull Jenner knows that she can’t talk about the book she didn’t write since she can’t read, so she’s selling it by bringing her chichis out – Drunken Stepfather

“What a prudish pilgrim” said RiRi – The Superficial

Mad Magazine really captured Kimye as their true selves – Reality Tea

Stains human twin Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in HBO’s Stonewall movie – Towleroad

Alyssa Milano in Dollar Store Game of Thrones cosplay – Hollywood Tuna

I didn’t know Hawaii had their own Coachella. That’s why Emma Roberts is dressed like that, right? – Popoholic

ScarJo’s fetus is growing – Popsugar

False Tori was fake until the very, very end – Jezebel

Prepare the boggling of your mind, Lindsay Lohan didn’t show up to something – ICYDK

Double your pleasure, double your fap time – The Berry

Bethenny Frankelstein and Jason Hoppy’s messy custody battle is finally over and surprisingly enough, it didn’t end with her unlocking her bony jaw and swallowing him whole – HuffPo

The name “Roy Jones Jr.” makes my brain spit out a stream of question marks, but because I can’t say no to peen, here’s his peen in a selfie – (NSFW) OMG Blog

Meanies being mean to Damon Lindelof for Lost’s shit ending is the reason why he left the Twitter playground and never came back – Pajiba

I didn’t know those Westboro Baptist assholes still existed. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Brad Paisley – IDLYITW

Nobody wanted to make Melissa McCarthy an Oscar dress – Just Jared

50 Cent jacked us all off with his bullshit excuse for why he throws a pitch like a cat – SOW