This Is Supposed To Be Sinead O’Connor

If you showed me that picture and didn’t tell me who it’s supposed to be, I’d guess it was either:

1. Jessie J wearing a Keira Knightley mask.

2. Keira Knightley wearing a wig-to-toe Jessie J skin suit.

or

3. My first gay friend Armando in drag as a dominatrix version of Mrs. White from Clue.

I would never guess Sinead O’Connor, but that’s who it’s supposed to be. I guess part of the symptoms of struggling through the difficult brown is that your face may contort into the face of Keira Knightley.

Yesterday, Sinead released the first promo picture from her next album and I knew Photoshop was capable of some serious wizardry, but this is a whole new kind of wizardry. Mimi, please step up your Photoshop game, because a new challenger has entered in her Adobe serial number and has arrived. Miley Cyrus’ Captain Save-A-Ho has named her new album “I’m Not Bossy, I Am The Boss” (Tina Fey just said “FUCK” after finding out she’ll have to find another title for the sequel to Bossypants) and she explains that her album’s title was inspired by the Ban Bossy campaign.

Originally I had a different title, The Vishnu Room, but a few months back when I saw the phrase ‘I’m not bossy, I’m the boss’ and became aware of the Ban Bossy campaign, I wished I could re-name the album, since indeed it can be tricky being a female boss and I think Sheryl’s campaign is a terribly important one.

At the stage I became aware of the Ban Bossy campaign it was too late to change the album title because the sleeve was already in print. But last week when the record company received the promo shots, which included the cover shot you now see, they asked could they change the planned cover to the current one, and that allowed me the opportunity of changing the title.

If Sinead is using that picture as the cover, the title of her album should be “PAGING ERIN MORIARTY,” because that picture is a 48 Hours Mystery.