Night Crumbs
Just like you do, Mimi wore one of her casual daytime gowns to a playdate in the park with her kids – Lainey Gossip
Tom Ford broke up with Botox 2 years ago but he still kind of looks like a confused bat in the face – Celebitchy
Why won’t the paps just leave Lindsay Lohan alone? Don’t they see she’s trying to run to her corner dealer before last call? – Drunken Stepfather
Someone named Maitland Ward is trying to take Adrianne Curry’s grand ho of Comic-Con title – The Superficial
Andy Cohen is finally giving shameless starfuckers the platform they deserve and need – Reality Tea
Nancy Grace continues to show the world that her brains said “peace bitch” to her head a long time ago – Towleroad
The pride of Germany Micaela Schaefer celebrates World Cup by posing with a football that’s made of the same materials as her chichis – Hollywood Tuna
Either seeing double is a side effect of the Nexium I’m taking or Hilary Duff is holding Starbuck’s newest size magnus (which is latin for “bladder busting“) – Popoholic
Giuliana and Bill Rancic’s surrogate had a miscarriage – ICYDK
Veronica Mars will sing! Veronica Mars will get naked! At the same time! – Pajiba
The time BeyonceBot malfunctioned and went after 50 Cent – HuffPo
Poke at me when these hot pieces are out of uniform – The Berry
The American Nazi Party are grammar nazis too – OMG Blog
JLo is totally going to ground Casper Smart and take away his texting privileges for a month for sexting a transsexual – IDLYITW
Okay, who invited Jonah Hill to see a production of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof in Santa Clarita, CA? – Boy Culture
You can almost see the last remainder of hot leaving Johnny Depp’s body and transferring into Amber Heard’s body when they kiss – Just Jared
I really hope the Hercules movie sheds some light on history’s greatest warrior, like where did he get that weave, because that mess is beat – SOW
Benji Madden must be one of Cameron Diaz’s long-term-ish booty calls – Popsugar