Seen above culturally appropriating Daft Punks on Cinco de Mayo, the gold digger who helped to bring on the demise of the racist lizard Donald Sterling was allegedly jumped, beaten and called a racial slur by two racists outside of the Gansevoort Hotel in the Meatpacking District yesterday. A lawyer for V. Stiviano (born name: Vanessa Perez) told the New York Post and everybody else that last night, she was leaving a restaurant when two white guys punched her in the face and called her a “nigger.” Naturally, V. Stiviano’s lawyer ran off to the press before running off to the police, because it was 7pm on a Sunday and he had to get to the Post before they started printing Monday’s edition! Priorities: Dude has his in check.
The Post says that after V. Stiviano and a group of her friends left a restaurant near the Gansevoort, they got into a verbal fight with each other on the street. Two stranger dudes jumped into the fight and punched her in the face several times while calling her a bunch of slurs. People walking by broke up the fight and V. Stiviano ran off. A bouncer for the Gansevoort told the Post that he saw the fight go down, but his eyes didn’t see V. Stiviano get punched and his ears didn’t hear any racial slurs. The manager of a restaurant in the Gansevoort said that a customer saw V. Stiviano get punched:
“One of the patrons who saw the whole thing said they saw one guy punch her in the face out of nowhere. So they got into a tussle and she tried to get away. Some people tried to break up the fight. One of the guys who was trying to beat her up ended up really bloody.”
Police officers apparently found the bloody racist lying on the sidewalk outside of the Gansevoort. He told the police he slipped and fell and a woman came at him, but he didn’t want to press charges. V. Stiviano’s lawyer tells the Post that she hasn’t filed a police report yet and the side of her face that got punched is all red, but she’s going to be fine.
Something in the milk is Tila Tequila-ish about this.
I’d one hundred percent believe V. Stiviano if she claimed the two racists also screamed about how they’re avenging their racist lizard king. I’d figure that Donald Sterling sent his goons after her. But I don’t know… If two rotten dick seeds punched me in the face and called me slurs, I’d scream fire, I’d scream 911, I’d scream for the police, I’d scream for an ambulance, I’d scream for the SWAT Team, I’d scream for the FBI, I’d scream for the Navy, I’d scream for Obama, I’d scream for Olivia People, I’d scream for Batman and I’d even scream for Val Kilmer as Batman. I don’t think I’d ever scream for the Post and Radar. But maybe that’s just me.
UPDATE: TMZ says that V. Stiviano finally filed a police report.